January 2011
50 posts
I am so happy to be a 20-something. →
girls are messed up.
Less than a week ago, I hated this guy. Now, I’m fairly certain I like him and would consider dating him.
What?
Jaclyn Day: Berry Blazers →
jaclynday:
sarahjz asked:
This is odd - but I had a dream a couple nights ago that I had this fantastic berry-coloured blazer that had a pink striped pattern on it. And, granted, I don’t expect to find that anytime soon but since that dream I have been on the hunt for fun blazers - particularly in…
Yay!
“This weekend I became certain of these two facts of life: 1) everything is...”
– Me, bitches. I can quote myself.
What. I go to the Downy FB to visit Michael Birbiglia and he’s not in the window! I demand an explanation. #mikeinwindow
I have a headache from looking at screens all week. It’s definitely not the tequila.
“We are the music makers, we are the dreamers of dreams.” Is not originally from Willy Wonka. My world is shifting & changing with this news
Just missed a turn bc I got disoriented by ugly, chubby pedestrians. Boo.
my dreams are less inspiring for the masses.
I had a dream that I had this gorgeous peach-coloured dress that someone made for me but I couldn’t wear it for Jacquie’s wedding because I had a bridesmaid dress. So I promised that I would wear it for Janelle’s wedding and now I really want a peach/coral chiffon dress for her wedding. I don’t even know where to start looking.
Sigh.
I just have to brag.
This morning I weighed in at my lowest weight in, god, like two years. I’ve lost an estimated (what with water weight and evening v. morning weigh-ins) 10lbs since I started eating better and less.
I’m eating delicious food. I have oatmeal for breakfast - or Greek yoghurt. Lunch is my biggest meal of the day and if I want to eat tons of carbs, then I do. Usually I’ll have pasta...
RT @Lord_Voldemort7: If laughter is the best medicine, who is the idiot who said they ‘died laughing’?
Hey oh Obama don’t side swipe PR.
Now I’m looking forward to Tumblr going down! http://on.mash.to/gA8g6j Thanks @Oatmeal
Now whenever Tumblr goes down, I'll be slightly... →
“Today marks the 38th anniversary of Roe v. Wade, the Supreme Court decision that...”
– President Obama’s statement on Roe v. Wade (via coketalk)
It never ceases to amaze me how expensive tampons and pads are. Is Obama making them free soon?
Twitter allows me to feel superior to all the famous people who are A) boring B) illiterate and C) not funny.
I go by the “I can tell it’s good because I can smell it’s good” rule.
The New Zodiac
fakescience:
I’m a coaster - which totally matches me. I love coasters.
I'm sure this level of moral fiber is found all... →
When you're at a restaurant and you see your food...
crissle:
Then you realize it’s for the table next to you…
EVERY SINGLE TIME B!
The truth of this post is powerful.
Three minutes thirty-seven seconds.
coketalk:
That’s how long I lasted before changing the channel on the late-term abortion MTV is calling the American version of Skins.
You short-sighted assholes. You were handed the ball on this one. You didn’t just drop it. You took all the air out and then shit in it first.
Fuck you.
As soon as I saw the “teaser” for the American version of Skins, I knew it was going to be a...
giving hope to the rest of them.
Last night I went to The Warehouse with my roommate Patrick - he had to inquire about using a room for a meeting, so it only made sense to grab a beer and play a free game of pool.
After we were finished playing, an old man - clearly a Warehouse regular - came up to me and asked me if I won.
“I did, indeed,” I smiled.
“Well,” he turned to Patrick, “I hope if she...
gorgeous sunset! (@ Kidd Group Communication Design) http://picplz.com/V79Z
RT @KiddGroup: Amazing Kinetic Typography Examples: http://goo.gl/mw47J (Via @AdamsConsulting)
That 3pm coffee was a bad idea. I have too much energy for the quiet of office. Home time!
Is AT&T service down or is it just my very expensive, latest phone on the market? #Tallahassee
Omg @flux37 that was “totally awesome”!
Wow, @ATT Twitter customer service ( @ATTCustomerCare & @ATTChrisL ) is quicker than calling in. Color me impressed.
a blood orange tree throwing blood oranges.
My new year’s resolution is to re-learn the piano. So I sneaked into Steve Jobs’ mansion/house to play on his grand piano. Other people may have been with me, but I couldn’t be bothered. After a couple hours of playing (pretty well, may I add), Steve Jobs found us in his house. He liked us and said we could stay, so we did.
Steve Jobs’ mansion/house is magical. Every room...
A year ago today, I started my internship (a week early, thank you!) with @KiddGroup - time flies when you’re having fun!
I just unlocked the “New Year’s 2011” badge on @foursquare! http://4sq.com/eN0wt0